Remember.
TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk.
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We should bring back the skeleton war using blazed posts
The what
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Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here…
But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!
*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*
This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…
This is the tumblr equivalent of those silhouettes of dogs people put out to scare away wildlife
YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DID IT
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wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
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GUIDELINES FOR
1: No doxxing, no bullying, no death threats. Such cowardice acts are UNBEFITTING OF THE SKELETON WAR
2: If a wizard casts a spell you must follow it. If they cast “turn undead” you must flee, unless you’re a heckin big boi. If a wizard casts “nuclear fire blast” then you’re dead. If a wizard casts the penis shrinking spell then YOU CAN LAUGH IN THEIR FACE BECAUSE SKELETONS DONT HAVE PENISES
3: If you blaze skeleton war post, link back to this original post with guidelines to OFFICIALLY DRAFT MORE SOULS INTO THE SKELETON WAR
why should I support the skeleton war?
Wouldn’t you rather see tumblr community nonsense instead of corporate brand pandering? Tumblr is one of the last true remnants of the old internet before everything became soulless algorithmic husks. Yeah its cringe sometimes, but its our cringe.
Hosting a social media website is not profitable, so thats why dev teams turn to advertisers, because our information and attention becomes their only product they can sell. If the community can invest in tumblr through blazed posts then we can get more frog elections and crabs and less fake friendly corporate bs.
its after halloween, isnt it a bit late for the sk-
THE SKELETON WAR IS UNBOUND BY YOUR MEAGER MORTAL REVELRIES
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i am seeing activity from blogs that have not posted in years, its like watching permafrost melt. observing you all in my petri dish
choose your vibe
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